mattpointblank’s avatarmattpointblank’s Twitter Archive—№ 17,446

  1. The time has come for us to rise up in defence of our sacred festival. Protect your home from the imminent threat of Bublé. Citizens, be vigilant! Perhaps your middle-aged parents own his CD. Carefully remove it from their house before Christmas begins. newstatesman.com/culture/music-theatre/2019/12/how-michael-bubl-became-soundtrack-christmas
    1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
      Once you hear his smug, syrupy vocals coming from your mum's Alba, it's already too late. It's your duty this festive period to prevent your loved ones from being innocent victims of Bublé. Even the Robbie Williams Christmas album is preferable.
      1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
        What should you play instead? I humbly suggest this: amazon.co.uk/Holiday-Party-Sharon-Jones-Dap-Kings/dp/B013TICYXK