mattpointblank’s avatarmattpointblank’s Twitter Archive—№ 15,316

  1. Discovered this gem on reddit last night – how Germans name their animals. • Capybara = "water pig" • Porcupine = "spike pig" • Porpoise = "pig whale" Or even simpler: • Skunk = "stink animal" • Platypus = "beak animal" Best of all: • Bat = "flutter mouse"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API