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    1. Went out for drinks in Liverpool city centre this evening for my dad's birthday. He tried to take us to a pub he likes doing karaoke but we couldn't get in due to a fight between two middle-aged women outside. One of the women took out her false teeth during the fight
  1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
    The place we ended up in had a random bloke join our table because he misunderstood my sister grabbing a spare chair and thought we were inviting him to sit with us. Didn't get the message even after his second drink