mattpointblank’s avatarmattpointblank’s Twitter Archive—№ 21,266

  1. Put Ted (nearly 4) to bed last night and gave him a kiss goodnight after I turned the lights out. We'd had a lovely day together of father/son bonding. Me: I love you so much, Ted. Ted: (nods, half asleep) Me: (tearfully) I'm so proud to be your dad Ted: ... Ted: WHERE'S MUMMY?