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  1. Before bed last night, Ted (aged 3.5) asked me "daddy, what do *you* want for Christmas?" "A lie-in", I said (classic #dadbants) "Daddy, you can't fit a lion in your stocking!" This morning he woke us up at 8am, literally the latest he has ever slept. It's a Christmas miracle!