mattpointblank’s avatarmattpointblank’s Twitter Archive—№ 21,061

        1. Bought one of these this week in an attempt to convince the three and a half year old to stay in bed in the mornings rather bound into our bedroom at 5am asking to go downstairs. For two days, it worked exactly as intended.
          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
      1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
        But then he worked out he could just press buttons at random until it became "morning time", no matter how I'd programmed it – it was at this point that I realised that I'd accidentally given a three year old the ability to rewrite time itself to his liking.
    1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
      The phrase "You can get out of bed when the clock goes yellow" now echoes ceaselessly around my brain as a smug toddler yells "LOOK DADDY IT'S YELLOW" at 4 in the fucking morning thanks a lot daylight saving time
  1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
    (It turns out there's a child-lock option but I have discovered it too late)