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But then he worked out he could just press buttons at random until it became "morning time", no matter how I'd programmed it – it was at this point that I realised that I'd accidentally given a three year old the ability to rewrite time itself to his liking.
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The phrase "You can get out of bed when the clock goes yellow" now echoes ceaselessly around my brain as a smug toddler yells "LOOK DADDY IT'S YELLOW" at 4 in the fucking morning thanks a lot daylight saving time
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(It turns out there's a child-lock option but I have discovered it too late)
