mattpointblank’s avatarmattpointblank’s Twitter Archive—№ 21,044

    1. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
    I eagerly await 32x concentrate squash, where you must delicately rub your glass against the side of the bottle, glancing occasionally in its direction, lest the unstable strength of the concentrated juice burst forth, melting your kitchen in a sea of sugary fury