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      1. Three-year-old told me today on the way home from nursery: "that's Arthur's mum. He told me she farts a lot." First I laughed, but then became more pensive: what's Ted saying to other kids about me?
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      For the record, I fart no more and no less than the average parent
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    Although maybe Arthur's mum is bringing that average up a bit
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