mattpointblank’s avatarmattpointblank’s Twitter Archive—№ 17,754

      1. Every once in a while, life offers you a unique opportunity to make a very specific joke; so rare and fleeting are these moments that you have to capture them, whatever else is at stake.
    1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
      We're on the motorway and I decide to put on a Spotify playlist of 90s party hits (don't judge me). "Hand in my Pocket" by Alanis Morissette comes on. Seconds later we overtake a lorry. Branded on its side in huge letters are the words "ALAN MORRIS".
  1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
    As we overtake it, I lean over my shoulder to @maddymcgarrie in the back and I snatch that rare opportunity with both hands: "Isn't it ironic?"