mattpointblank’s avatarmattpointblank’s Twitter Archive—№ 17,001

  1. Early train for work. Went to Greggs for breakfast. "Bacon baguette, no sauce", I say happily. Once seated on the train, I greedily open the wrapper. It's bathed—drowned—in ketchup. Ketchup. A cartoon flavour. A one-dimensional condiment. A sauce for people who hate flavour.
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      I don't like ketchup.
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