mattpointblank’s avatarmattpointblank’s Twitter Archive—№ 16,415

    1. Going through airport security this morning and a specific area of my right thigh set off the scanners. The security guy made a point of showing me on the chart. Had nothing in my pocket; wearing regular jeans. Now wondering if I'm part cyborg.
  1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
    To be honest if I had a partially-robotic right leg I'd like to think I'd be faster at cycling.
    1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
      Flight is delayed. Queue at the gate is at the stage where some rogue passengers have branched off from the main queue and formed a splinter queue that works in their favour. Uncertain looks are being exchanged.