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    1. …in reply to @Jedshepherd
      @Jedshepherd Right at the start: a young couple are doing self-service check-in. Their bag won't scan properly so the guy climbs onto the carousel to push it along. He slips (...did a hand grab him?) and is pulled into the machine and somehow sliced apart while his girlfriend screams.
  1. …in reply to @mattpointblank
    @Jedshepherd When his mangled body parts come out of the other side, there's a sticker saying "ONE WAY".